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Is There a “Perfect” Closet?

 

Spring officially begins in about a month. Some people think of bunnies and chicks. Some wonder if they should clean something. I dream of organizing my closet. There’s nothing really wrong with my closet. It has a rack and top shelf on either side. One side has a dresser with room to stand the ironing board I never use. The other has those hangers that hold multiple skirts, pants, shirts and anything else I can hang on them. The shoes are off the floor. But though tidy, the closet doesn’t satisfy. It’s not glamorous. It doesn’t include an easy chair and full mirrors. It doesn’t have lighting that flatters. I conclude my desire for a “perfect” closet is largely the result of advertising, specifically a trend begun by California Closets. Because for most of history people didn’t even have clothes closets. For that matter, they didn’t have that many clothes.

Take a few steps back in European history. Most people didn’t even have a bed, let alone a bedroom. Perhaps the lord of the hall and his lady. And it wasn’t a private room. It was a room for working in and entertaining visitors. It’s where the ladies did needlework.

The closet evolved as a room off to the side where a person could actually be alone to read, or listen to music. Puritans wrote about going into one’s closet to pray.

Most importantly, no one kept their clothes in a closet. Clothes were kept in chests that could be carried. This later evolved into a tall free standing wardrobe with shelves and drawers in an upright box with two doors. The hanging rod wasn’t added until the 1870s. The structure is also called an armoire, because it originally was where knights stored weapons and armor.

As time moved on, American houses frequently had closets, but they weren’t for storing clothes which continued to hang in a wardrobe.

That changed in 1880 when ground was broken for luxury apartments at the Dakota. Among the many special features, developers added reach-in closets for clothes – which, of course, meant the bedrooms seemed larger without the clunky wardrobe.

Reach-in closets became common in new construction after World War II. Generally, there was an upper shelf, a rod, and in the master bedroom a slanted shelf on the floor for shoes. Some say this feature was a major selling point for people moving to new suburban areas. By today’s standards the 1950s closet seems small and cramped. But it didn’t have to hold as much.

For example, a recent survey suggests the average American man owns 12 pairs of shoes and the average American woman owns 27 pairs of shoes. So that would be 39 pairs of shoes to fit into a standard master bedroom closet from 1950. And they certainly wouldn’t fit into a 19th Century wardrobe.

It’s this type of ‘wardrobe expansion’ that created the current American frenzy to organize/simplify/maximize our closets. YouTube has what looks like hundreds of videos on the subject, and then there’s Pinterest. From messy to pristine and everything in between.

And then came California Closets

You may not have heard of Neil Balter, but no doubt you’ve encountered the dream of California Closets, a very upscale way to organize your closet once and for all. Neil was eighteen years old in 1978 when he began building shelves in closets, including his own. He deduced there was a market for closet organization and founded California Closets. Neil sold his company in 1990 to Williams Sonoma for a stock swap valued at $11.5 million. Neil went on to found Organizers Direct.

While I don’t exactly blame Neil for my unfulfillable dream of the perfect closet, he did contribute to my mental image.

The reality is: There is no such thing as a perfect closet.

There is a closet that is clean, freshly painted, and organized. Now, if I could just find the perfect container ….

???

Illustrations from Wikimedia Commons.

Bunny by Tiia Monto. Creative Commons Attribution.

Eleanor of Acquitaine. 14th Century. Public Domain.

Lady Margaret Beaufort in her Prayer Closet by Rowland Lockey. Public Domain.

Wardrobe with open door. Building with Assurance. 1921. Morgan Woodwork Organization. No Known Copyright Restrictions.

Brief History of the Walk-in Closet. Closet Factory.com

Christine Appleby. The History of Closets. Design the Closet. March 21, 2014.

Patrice Apodaca. Closing the Closet. Los Angeles Times. May 12, 1992.

Wen Lee. #StuffCheck: How Many Shoes Do You Own? New Dream. March 1, 2013

Daniel McGinn. Getting Really Into Your Closet. Newsweek. Sept 25,2005.

Author Sandra Wagner Wright

Sandra Wagner-Wright is the author of Two Coins: A Biographical Novel and Rama's Labyrinth. Both books are available in digital and print editions at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Apple Books, and Kobo. Rama’s Labyrinth and Two Coins are available as audiobooks.

Sandra blogs weekly about topics related to her travels, writing life, and the incongruities of life in general.

3 thoughts on “Is There a “Perfect” Closet?

  1. Interesting – my house has a “walk-in” closet in what use to be called the “master bedroom” but which I think now should be called the “mistress” bedroom. It also has another “regular” closet – Mak hung most of his clothes in that one with the overflow (his suits that he almost never wore) in the walk in closet. Both of the boys rooms had standard “reach in closets” as does the guest room. Too many closets in which to store too much stuff – much of which really is junk. One hidden horror is the really big and heavy old window a/c unit that will require hiring a couple of football type guys to remove. The camp trunk that belonged to one son’s former girl friend was removed and emptied years ago – I mailed her the letters from her father – she did not want the vinyl records. Without the large and overstuffed closets in my house – much junk might have departed years ago.
    In European hotels there are not closets – there are “wardrobes” free standing furniture – or at least in the hotels I have stayed in. Maybe there are houses with built-in closets in the US because we have such big houses. I do not recall seeing closets in houses in Japan.

  2. I should add that in some places the toilet room is called a “water closet” – just a toilet – maybe a sink too – that might be a subject for another essay for you.

  3. I’m trying an experiment. What would it be like if my closets were virtually empty? I doubt I’ll never have an answer, but it’s an interesting concept.

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